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Dissonance & Harmony
Burned out flames should never re-ignite,but i thought you might take me home
Dom and Erin can fuck off
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bluerneth:

remember when spongebob met the arctic monkeys

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raddlest:

nerdjpg:

do mermaids get high off of sea weed

mermaids dont exist

thanks science side of tumblr

"How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?"

Ruby Wax 

Reblogging the SHIT out of this.

(via livelifebyliving)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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abbavevo:

i love australian news

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

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spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

You make me feel worthless and stupid and then wonder why I don’t want to be with you.